Poachers and gamekeepers
23 September 2016
Politicians, in our book, are of two kinds—poachers and
gamekeepers. When they are ensconced in power, enjoying legal immunity,
they are poachers. They become gamekeepers upon being kicked out of
office. The hapless game (read the general public) is left with no
alternative but to repose their trust in the poachers turned
gamekeepers, hoping against hope.
Those who pretended to be
knights in shining armour on an anti-corruption crusade before the last
presidential election have got badly exposed. They have not only
failed to make good on their promises to clean the Augean Stables aka
Sri Lankan politics and eliminate corruption but also drawn heavy flak
for a host of corrupt deals on their watch. Promises are said to be
like babies; they are easy to make but hard to deliver. Another
unfulfilled pledge dogging the self-proclaimed messiahs is the
restoration of the rule of law.
Time was when ancient Sri
Lankan kings had their enemies trampled to death by elephants. Today,
the rulers use a different modus operandi. They get the ass called the
law to kick their foes and lick their friends so much so that courts
are kept open well past midnight and even on Poya Day to remand
Opposition activists and bail out government MPs and loyalists on the
wrong side of the law. It looks as if paddy wagons were stationed round
the clock near those courts to rush the enemies of the government to
state pens.
The Joint Opposition (JO), consisting of former
poachers, is now defending the rights of the public and has taken upon
itself the task of battling bribery and corruption, of all things!
Their integrity is like a Lothario’s fidelity, which is lack of
opportunity.
The JO MPs fought quite a battle in Parliament
the other day, demanding as they did that the government reveal the
names of ruling party MPs who had been summoned by the Commission to
Investigate Allegations of Bribery or Corruption (CIABOC). On seeing
the JO stalwarts in action one wondered why they had not cared to put
their own house in order while they were savouring power.
UPFA
firebrand Vasudeva Nanayakkara led the charge from the Opposition
ranks as the official Opposition is useless because it is controlled by
two parties which, like the hefty wrestlers in fake wrestling matches
shown on TV, play fight with the government for the consumption of the
public. Nanayakkara, a seasoned political matador, stood his full
height, taking on Deputy Minister Ranjan Ramanayake, who looked like a
calf still wet behind the ears. The latter claimed that the CIABOC had
two gates and one was used by Opposition MPs in full view of media
personnel and the other by their government counterparts without much
publicity. Hence, Ramanayake argued the public was not aware of the
investigations against the ministers et al. (He seems to have taken
people for suckers!) The JO’s questions as regards the government
members summoned by the CIABOC went unanswered. The government was able
to avoid those curve balls by using smoke and mirrors because the JO
did not raise them formally.
The Supreme Court has recently
directed the CIABOC to file a case against former President Mahinda
Rajapaksa’s son and UPFA MP Namal, who did not answer the commission’s
summons, for contempt. We believe all those summoned by the CIABOC must
fully cooperate with the commission even if they think the allegations
against them are baseless. Will the JO ask the government in
Parliament to reveal the names of all government worthies who have been
summoned by the CIABOC and tell the public whether all of them have
answered the summons?
Meanwhile, it is incumbent upon the
government which claims to champion good governance to ensure that both
its friends and enemies are equally treated by the CIABOC without
anyone being allowed to use different entrances or exits.
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