FM holding a lamppost
09 December 2016
Finance Minister (FM) Ravi Karunanayake is using statistics as a
drunkard uses a lamppost—for support rather than illumination—as we
recently pointed out in this space. He has used accident related
statistics, provided by the police and the health authorities for the
last two weeks, to claim that the benefits of unconscionable increases
in fines for some traffic offences are already kicking in. He tells us
there has been a discernible decrease in road mishaps since the
announcement of the fine hikes.
If what the FM tells us is
true, then there is no reason why the Road Development Authority (RDA)
should take the trouble of repainting pedestrian crossings etc in white
at an enormous cost to the public purse. Motorists, according to the
FM, will behave hereafter in view of massive fines with or without road
signs. They are so scared that they may see pedestrian crossings even
where there are actually none! Moreover, all outfits tasked with
ensuring road safety can now be dissolved forthwith because at the rate
the government is increasing fines road mishaps will be a thing of the
past before long!
The FM’s ‘fine’ method can be adopted to
tackle other problems as well. Fines which are huge enough to send a
chill down any crook’s spine can be introduced for offences such as
bribery and corruption so that those social evils will disappear
overnight. An exponential increase in fines for burglary, chain
snatching, sexual crimes etc will help rid the country of those offences
in next to no time.
As the incidence of an offence is in
inverse proportion to the severity of punishment, according to the FM,
the question is why the government does not seriously consider
replacing the death penalty which is commuted to life imprisonment at
present, with a huge fine to the tune of, say, one billion rupees, to
minimise grave crimes. If fines are increased exponentially all round,
nobody will want to break the law. But, there is bound to be a problem
in such an eventuality. For, everybody will want to rob the Central
Bank of treasury bonds because that is the only offence which does not
carry any punishment according to yahapalanaya (good governance)
currently being practised!
The FM and other UNP ministers
have adroitly trapped President Maithripala Sirisena, who has
undertaken to re-examine the wisdom of massive traffic fine hikes. Now
that they have claimed the fine increases have already helped reduce
road mishaps and the attendant deaths and disabilities, if the
President, by any chance, intervenes to reduce the fines in response to
protests against them, he will be seen to be a bad guy trying to
scuttle the government’s ‘successful’ strategy to make roads safe.
Health
Minister Rajitha Senaratne called for an increase in sugar price to
bring down the extremely high national consumption of the sweet poison
responsible for the high incidence of diabetes. But, the FM has, in his
wisdom, reduced the sugar price. One can argue, using the FM’s logic
pertaining to road accidents, that the government has sought to
increase the incidence of diabetes with a sugar price reduction!
As
Jeff points out in his cartoon today, the unprecedented fine hike may
stand traffic policemen faced with pecuniary difficulties in good
stead; the venal cops who have no qualms about having their palms oiled
to let errant drivers off the hook may even be able to complete their
half-built houses in record time or raise funds for dowries to marry
off their daughters.
We also have a suggestion to raise the
standards of Parliament, which has hit rock bottom as is public
knowledge. Let massive fines be introduced for misbehaving in the House
and absenteeism. We suggest that at least Rs. 1000,000 be imposed for
the offence of exchanging blows, using unparliamentary language and
causing affronts to others inside Parliament. MPs who protest in the
well of the House can be fined at the rate of Rs. 500,000 each. If this
is done the Speaker would be able to bring order out of chaos in the
House in next to no time and have some peace of mind. This method should
work; anyone who has doubts about its efficacy can ask the FM, who
knows best.
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